Posted by: Nice Melons | November 22, 2010

Christmas is coming…

… and nothing would please me more at this point if someone:

  • Shot me
  • Converted me to Judaism
  • Helped me depart the planet, preferably in a modified  DeLorean
  • Fed me Ding Dongs until I didn’t care anymore

That is all.  Except fuck you Walgreens, WalMart, Target, and every other retailer that started clouding my unemployed psyche before Halloween.  I’m just sayin’.


Responses

  1. ditto!

    btw… i love ding dongs.

  2. Opting out of consumerism as much as possible seems to me to be one of the healthiest things for one’s psyche, don’t you think? I still have to food shop, of course. But I’m so far out of the “shopping mentality” I barely speak the language any more.

  3. You should eat some cake and watch a British Detective show.

  4. Merrrry Christmas!


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