Posted by: Nice Melons | April 7, 2008

Uh oh.

Oh, my…

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  1. Needs a bar for “Vengeful.” Or maybe “Sinister.”

    No — I’ve got it:

    “Prone to housing six or more cats, and claiming the house is theirs and they merely permit her to stay there.”

    But that’s too many words …

  2. Hey… I resemble that remark.

    Well, I only have 2 1/2 cats.


  3. That’s one of the first signs. She has one or two cats already and then semi-adopts a third one, usually with a rational that she is just rescuing it until it finds its “forever” home.

    (It’s similar to opening a bag of chips or crackers and saying you’re just going to have one handful. Just one.)

    Before you know it, a half dozen cats in the house and a few kept at bay in the backyard, until 1) it gets hurt in a cat fight, 2) it limps pitifully, 3) it looks real hungry, or 4) “she just looked at me in that cute way and my resistance was down, so I said ‘ok, you can come in the house.'”

    Hey! I seem to be giving you a run for your money on the sinister part.

    So, what additional bars do *you* think the probability graph should have?

  4. Hmmm… additional bars? I don’t know. I was just thinking that that graph could apply to women and men as it stands. 😛

  5. Oh, no. For men they would need a bar for “expanding beer belly”. Also “Confident that are god’s gift.”

    And some of the extant bars might need adjusting, but best not to go into that.

  6. *snarfle*

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